Tien: "Nice party you've got here, Raye."
Piccolo: "I agree. Didn't you say you had some friends coming?"
Raye: "Thanks, Tien. It was a lot of hard work to get it all organized but it was well worth it."
Tien: "I wouldn't have missed it for the world."
Raye:"Yes, Piccolo. They should be here any time now."
(knock at the door)
Raye: "That must be my friends. Excuse me."
(outside the Hikawa Shrine)
Mina: "What's so important that we have to discuss it now? I still have Christmas shopping to do!"
Artemis: "And I thought Serena was a procrastinator."
Amy: "Hello, Raye. Please make this brief as I have a lot of studying to do."
Lita: "Yeah, Raye, what gives here?"
Serena: (sniff) "I SMELL YUMMY FOOD! Show me to the buffet!"
Luna: "Oh, Sereeeeeeeeeena." (sweatdrop)
Lita: "Is food the only thing you ever think about, Serena?"
Serena: "YES! Especially when it's smelling rather tasty!"
Darien: "Calm down, Serena. Shouldn't we get inside and get this meeting started, Raye?"
Raye: "There is no meeting. I invited all of you here because I wanted to have a holiday party. Please come in and make yourselves comfortable. Take a load off and enjoy yourselves."
The girls, cats and Darien entered the shrine, following Raye to the banquet hall. The Z fighters were talking amongst themselves while the kids were playing.
Goku: "Hey, everybody! Come join the party!"
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Goten: "The food's awesome, Serena. Get over there and get some before Dad and I eat it all."
(Goku and Serena laugh and Serena makes a bee line for the food dragging Darien with her)
Videl: "Hi there, Amy. How's it going?"
Gohan: "Haven't seen you in ages. How've you been?"
Amy: "I've been great, thanks for asking. Just trying to keep my grades up and study, as usual."
Gohan: "But you're a straight A student!"
Amy: "Yes, and to maintain my average I have to study."
Videl: "Guess you'd better study more, huh, Gohan?"
Gohan: "Um...yeah."
Lita: "How goes it, Krillin?" (looks way down at him)
Krillin: (laughing) "Get the hell away from me, Lita, or at least sit down so we can make eye contact without breaking our necks."
Lita: "You got it." (laughing also as she sits down) That better?"
Krillin: "Yeah, much. So, what's new with you?"
Lita: "Same shit different day, I tell ya. I still don't have a boyfriend and I'm sick of being alone, especially around the holidays. Seeing Serena over there hanging all over Darien makes me want to puke!"
Krillin: "I'm through looking at women. I have 18 and Marron, so I'm pretty happy. And don't worry, you'll find somebody soon enough."
Mina: "Hi!"
Vegeta: (ignores Mina)
Bulma: "Vegeta, mind your manners!"
Trunks: "Don't mind my dad. He's not really in the partying mood."
Vegeta: "I can speak for myself, thank you, now go away!"
Mina: "Bah humbug to you, too, asshole!"
Bulma: "I'll have to remember that line. Good one, Mina."
Mina: "Thanks."
Trunks: (laughs)
Vegeta glared at Mina while he was forming a ki ball in his right hand.
Bulma: "Not here, please. Can you behave just this once for me?"
Bulma grabbed her husband's arms and guided them around her waist.
Vegeta: "She's pathetic. Let me kill her and put her out of her misery right now."
Bulma: "Just ignore her. Besides, we're here to have fun. Right, Trunks?"
Trunks: "Yeah!" (he gagged at the fact that his parents were now kissing) "MOM! DAD!"
Goten: I'm glad my parents aren't like that. That's embarrassing!
Vegeta smirked at his son and resumed kissing Bulma. Trunks replied by rolling his eyes and heaving a disgusted sigh.
Vegeta: "So, can I kill Yamcha?"
Bulma: "No, you cannot! I'm through with that jerk. Remember that, okay?"
Vegeta: "Whatever."
Raye began passing out glasses of egg nog and she even put a bowl on the floor for Luna and Artemis. Luna hated the taste of it, so Artemis had the entire bowl to himself. Once all of the glasses were distributed, Raye made a toast.
Raye: "Thank you all for coming tonight. I've always wanted to have a party like this but I wasn't sure how to go about doing it. Anyway, I want to toast all of you, my friends, and thank you for making this night possible. Cheers!"
Everyone drank to Raye's toast, but Mina made a sour face and spit hers back into her glass.
Mina: "OH, MY GOD! SOMEBODY SPIKED THE EGG NOG!!!!!!"
Darien: (laughing) You bastards!
Master Roshi: "I didn't do it."
Piccolo: "Guilty conscience, Roshi?"
Master Roshi: "Hell no, I'm innocent on this one."
Chi-Chi: "GOTEN! DON'T DRINK THAT!!" (takes Goten's cup from him)
Goten: "BUT MOM...."
Chi-Chi: "That stuff will make you sick! Trunks, don't drink yours either."
Trunks: "If you say so, Chi-Chi." (starts to give his glass to Bulma but Vegeta snatches it)
Vegeta: "Thank you, son."
Bulma: "VEGETA!"
Vegeta: "Cut the bullshit, woman. I can hold my liquor."
Raye: (furious) "Grandpa must've done it. Damn him!"
Tien: "It's not that bad, Raye."
Vegeta: "Get over it, Raye. It's actually pretty damn good. Woman (to Bulma), go get me more!"
Bulma: "I will if you ask me nicely, Veggie."
Vegeta: "GOD DAMN IT, DON'T CALL ME THAT! ARGH, IT GETS ON MY NERVES! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE GET ME SOME MORE OF THAT DRINK?"
Bulma: "Certainly."
(she kisses Vegeta on the cheek before swiping his glass to get a refill as Vegeta smashes Trunks' glass in his hand without getting cut)
Lita: "Uhhh...the bowl's empty. What could've happened to it?"
(Yamcha is sitting on the floor with the now empty bowl in his hands)
Bulma: "Who the hell...YAMCHA?! Did you drink all that egg nog?"
Yamcha: "Sure did, and it was delicious, too (hiccup). Now, what do you say about you and me leaving and having a party of our own?"
Vegeta: "I say hell no!" (turns Super Saiyan)
Bulma: "So do I!"
Vegeta, naturally, got highly pissed off and began to form a ki ball in his hand. Goku, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Tien, Piccolo, Krillin, Chi-Chi, and Master Roshi gathered around Vegeta, who was now bearing down on his teeth and was ready to kick Yamcha's sorry ass.
Raye: "STOP!"
Piccolo: "Damn. I wanted to see a good fight."
Chi-Chi: "Not with the children right here!"
Vegeta: (powers down) "Why? This PRICK is hitting on MY woman. I won't stand for it! HE MUST DIE!!"
(Amy, Lita, Mina, Serena and Darien snuck outside to transform respectfully)
Bulma: "Well, he finally recognizes me as his woman. Go figure."
Raye: "I understand that, Vegeta. I don't care what you do to that slime, but please take it outside. My grandpa will have my head if this place gets messed up."
Master Roshi: "And what a pretty head it is, Raye."
Raye: "Shut up!" (glares at Master Roshi)
Krillin: "No prob, Raye. Let's take this outside."
Chi-Chi walked right up to Yamcha and kicked him square in the nuts as Piccolo laughed his ass off. Trunks and Goten grabbed Yamcha and dragged him out the door down the front stairs of the temple. Raye slipped out a side door and transformed into Sailor Mars and met the other scouts and Tuxedo Mask outside. Everyone else followed single file. Bulma started to head for the door, but she was stopped dead in her tracks when Vegeta grabbed her arm and pulled her to him.
Vegeta: "Hey..."
Bulma: "I'm giving you my permision to give him a good ass kicking. How dare he?"
Vegeta: (smirking) "Blah, don't worry about him. I just wanted to say that I love you, Bulma, and that motherfucker's gonna pay big time!"
Bulma: "I love you, too."
Vegeta took his wife in his arms and kissed her deeply. Their embrace was interrupted briefly by all the commotion that was going on outside. The two ignored the chaos that was going on just a few feet away and did their own thing.
Sailor Moon: "How dare you hit on a married woman? I am Sailor Moon and in the name of the moon, I will punish you!"
Sailor Mercury: "On behalf of Mercury, I will put you on ice!"
Master Roshi: "That Sailor Mercury's kind of cute." (laughs)
Sailor Mars: "And I will burn your butt with my fire bird on behalf of the planet Mars!"
Mercury: "Can it, you pervert!" (slaps Master Roshi)
Sailor Jupiter: "Protected by Jupiter, you'll be in shock after I'm done with ya!"
Sailor Venus: (trying not to laugh) "On my planet, Venus, we can't stand sleazy jerks like you. Prepared to be showered, but not with love!"
Master Roshi: "Hey, Venus, you can shower me with your love any time."
Venus: "Go to hell, Master Roshi, you sick bastard!"
Tuxedo Mask: "Making passes at someone else's woman is unacceptable. Yamcha, you're screwed, you fuck."
Master Roshi: (rubbing his face where Amy slapped him) "Damn. Yamcha, what the HELL is your problem, boy?"
Yamcha: "I....I..."
Mars: "Save it, asshole! MARS FIREBIRD STRIKE!"
Yamcha began rolling around on the ground since the attack set him on fire. He had no idea what hit him.
Venus: "VENUS METEOR SHOWER!"
Everyone hauled ass and took cover as Yamcha was pelted by Venus' attack.
Jupiter: "SUPREME THUNDER CRASH!"
(Yamcha gets electrocuted)
Master Roshi: "Wow. Shocking indeed. Myabe she can shock some life back into this old geezer."
Jupiter: "Not in this lifetime, assmunch!" (glares at Master Roshi)
Mercury: "MERCURY ICE BUBBLES FREEZE!"
Mercury's attack froze Yamcha in his tracks. Tuxedo Mask went back inside the temple to see what was taking Vegeta so long.
Krillin threw a Destructo Disk at Yamcha while Tien used his Tri-Beam attack. These attacks broke Mercury's shield of ice that surrounded Yamcha.
Vegeta had his wife pinned up against the back wall of the shrine, kissing her hungrily.
Tuxedo Mask: (to himself) "Holy shit! I Better not disturb them."
Tuxedo very quietly turned to go back outside but it was too late. Vegeta had already sensed his entrance into the shrine. It was no matter to him for the moment as his mouth traced Bulma's neckline.
Bulma: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Vegeta!"
Vegeta: "Shut up, woman. Someone's in here."
Bulma: "I love you so damn much, Vegeta. You're my one and only."
Vegeta: "Yes, I know that. Now be quiet so I can concentrate!"
Bulma wrapped her arms around Vegeta as tightly as she possibly could as his lips trailed down her neck once more and clamped down on the skin there. Bulma, out the corner of her eye, caught a glimpse of the masked man standing there watching them. Vegeta momentarily stopped what he was doing to ream out the unwanted visitor.
Vegeta: "GO AWAY, DAMN IT! CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE BUSY HERE?"
Bulma: "What the hell do you want, Tuxedo Mask?"
Tuxedo Mask: (ahem) "I'm sorry to interrupt, but everyone's waiting for you outside."
Vegeta: "Shut the fuck up, Cape Boy. Let me finish!"
Bulma: "We'd better get outside before people start asking questions. We can continue this later."
Vegeta: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I HATE BEING INTERRUPTED!"
Tuxedo Mask: "I'm really sorry, but everybody's out there kicking Yamcha's ass hard. You'd better get out there before there's nothing left of him."
Vegeta: (gasping) "If they kill him, I will kill them all!"
Bulma: "Well, get your ass out there and stop bitching already!"
Tuxedo Mask turned and went back outside while Bulma and Vegeta, who was even more disgusted, caught their breath. Although completely oblivious to the fact, Bulma had a pretty good sized mark on her neck.
Vegeta: "Yamcha is as good as dead for thinking he could have you."
Bulma: "I'm yours, Vegeta. Yamcha's an idiot if he thinks I'll take him back!"
Vegeta took his wife in his arms and kissed her once more, which delayed them getting outside. He carried her to the doorway where they found Goku, Goten, Master Roshi, Krillin and Gohan lined up in an all too familiar stance with their hands cupped.
Goten: "Ka....
Gohan: "Ka...
Goku: "Ka...
Krillin: "Ka...
Master Roshi: "Ka...
Goten: "me...
Gohan: "me...
Goku: "me...
Krillin: "me...
Master Roshi: "me...
Goten: "ha...
Gohan: "ha...
Goku: "ha...
Krillin: "ha...
Master Roshi: "ha...
Goten: "me...
Gohan: "me...
Goku: "me...
Krillin: "me...
Master Roshi: "me...
Goten: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Gohan: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Goku: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Krillin: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Master Roshi: "haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Vegeta and Bulma made it to the doorway just as all five Kamehameha waves hit Yamcha with a vengeance. Everyone stepped aside so that Vegeta could issue the death blow.
Vegeta: "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE MY BULMA! TIME TO DIE, ASSHOLE!"
Vegeta shoved Bulma out of harm's way into the arms of Tien (so she wouldn't faceplant) while he formed a huge ki blast with his right hand that he fired directly at Yamcha. The blast hit him and it knocked him back quite a distance. He lay on the ground lifeless until the Champion of Justice pulled out her wand.
Sailor Moon: "MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!"
Particles of moon dust made their way to Yamcha, healing him completely. Although it was wrong of Yamcha to hit on Bulma, she wasn't about to sit around and let him die.
Vegeta: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, MOON BRAT???"
Master Roshi: "Damn, that Sailor Moon's really sexy, too."
Tuxedo Mask: "Oh, no you dont, Roshi. She's spoken for."
(Tuxedo Mask hurls a red rose at Master Roshi. At the last second, Roshi put up his hand and caught the rose which he handed to Bulma)
Sailor Moon: "I won't let him die. Besides, he's drunk off his ass anyway. Give him time to sleep it off and he probably won't remember a thing."
Tien: "What the hell does Sailor Moon know about getting drunk? Is she even OLD enough to drink?"
Sailor Moon: (sweatdrop) Never mind my age! I'm old enough to know that I have to do what's right!
Chi-Chi: "She makes a good point, Vegeta."
Videl: "Yeah, let's leave him out here to sober up."
Vegeta: "BUT I WANT HIM DEAD!"
Goku: "Calm down, Vegeta."
Vegeta: "Go fuck yourself, Kakarot."
Bulma: "I think he's learned his lesson. Let's get back inside and enjoy the party!"
(Bulma handed the rose she got from Roshi to Vegeta who glared fiercely at Tuxedo Mask for interruping them. Vegeta took the rose and crushed it in his hand. He looked on rather amused while the once beautiful rose disintegrated to dust.)
The scouts and Tuxedo Mask waited for the Z fighters to go back into the Hikawa Shrine before they returned to normal and went inside. Everyone resumed mingling amongst their friends. Serena and Darien were making out in the corner where Raye hung some mistletoe. Vegeta kept a keen eye on Bulma by not leaving her side and having his arm firmly around her waist as Trunks looked on disgusted at his parents. Marron and 18 were standing near the buffet table wondering what had happened. Yamcha, on the other hand, was left outside to sober up.
18: "So, what'd I miss out there?"
Piccolo: "You missed some crazy shit out there, 18."
Gohan: "Actually, you missed a good show."
Videl: "I've never seen anything like it. I was stunned by it all."
Krillin: "You missed Yamcha facing Vegeta's wrath. It was awesome and I'll fill you in when we get home."
Chi-Chi: "He deserved it, too!"
18: (to herself) "Damn. I always miss all the action."
Vegeta: "We're leaving. Let's go, Trunks!"
Trunks: "Can't we stay longer? Please, Mom?"
Bulma: "Your father and I have some unfinished business that needs dire attention. You can stay if it's okay with Chi-Chi and Goku."
Trunks: (hugs his mother) "Thanks, Mom."
Goku: "Trunks can stay with us for a while. It's not a problem."
Chi-Chi: "You can stay so long as you two don't get into any trouble. AND NO FIGHTING!"
Trunks: "Thanks, Chi-Chi."
Goten: "Thanks for letting Trunks stay, Bulma."
Bulma: "No problem, Goten."
Chi-Chi: "You're welcome."
Vegeta: "I WANT TO LEAVE NOW! LET'S GO, WOMAN!"
Bulma: "ALL RIGHT! Thank you for having us, Raye. See you next time."
Raye: "It was my pleasure."
After a few more hours went by, everyone was finally gone. Raye was left alone in the banquet area with a big mess to clean up.
Raye: "That sure was fun. Who would have thought that this party would have been so exciting? (looks at the mess) I'll get Grandpa and Chad to help me clean this crap up in the morning. I'm beat."
Raye marched herself off to bed feeling satisfied that she played such a good hostess. Her dreams were filled with flashbacks from the evening as well as ideas for the party she would throw next year.